My Name is Kris and I Blah-g

So, the topic of poop can be either repulsive to some, mildly funny, taboo or absolutely hilarious. The average person will fit into one of these categories in regards to the topic of poop:

1. Is a parent of a young child, has been a parent of a young child or has not children but can clearly remember being child or simply hasn’t grown up
2. Has no children, hasn’t been around children and/or can’t remember being a child
3. Thinks poop is taboo and must NOT be discussed

As the picture suggests, EVERYONE POOPS and it’s the topic of a great children’s book aimed at helping a child learn to use the potty and to not be afraid of the dreaded #2. It’s a great book.My 4 year old has never feared poop. She mastered #2 on the toilet when she finally gave up the diapers and we were very proud. My husband told his parents that I was the one because I said the word “poop” during one of our conversations. A girl that freely expresses herself using the word “poop” must be the marrying kind! Furthermore, my husband prides himself on the size, texture and quantity of his poop so one must wonder why he ventured into category #3 the other day when my daughter – upon completing #2 and declaring that “she was done” – sang out that she “Poo – OOO – ooo’d!” To my dismay my husband scolded her for singing about it and asked her not to do it again. Frankly, I was too disgusted to let this go any further and vetoed my husband’s declaration right then and there. I am a good wife. I will humor the husband upon occasion when he has to show of his abuse of the commode or appear to be intently listening when he describes how he utterly contaminated the bathroom at work. If he is allowed to do these things, then by golly our 4 year old has every right to sing about the deed! Besides…it’s obvious she inherited it all from him anyway…