My Name is Kris and I Blah-g

In a nutshell, the season finale of Grey’s Anatomy left nobody happy. Not a single character had a happy ending. The chief told each candidate that he/she didn’t get the job. We find out at the end he actually offered it to Derek but Derek didn’t take it because he felt that Seattle Grace just wouldn’t be the same with out the chief as chief. Gee, never saw that coming. Edelle, the chief’s estranged wife who was pregnant - surprise! It was the chief’s kid – a boy. Well, she miscarried and decided that the attentiveness that the chief showed her was enough to make her rethink leaving him. I’m not sure if that’s a happy ending or not. Christina was tortured through out the whole episode of having to endure the wedding stuff when all she wanted to do was cut someone open. Burke exposed his heart to a roomful of women during surgery when he practiced his vows on them. He left them all swooning, including Izzie who decided to declare her undying love for George. George finds out that Callie wants to have a baby but in reality she only wants the baby because she fears losing George to Izzie. George fails his intern test but nobody knows except Bailey who thinks she failed him and she’s down in the dumps because she lost out the Chief Resident job to Callie – CALLIE!!! Ugh. I am starting to dislike her as much as Izzie. Alex is in love with Ava who is really Rebecca who has a doting husband. But Ava/Rebecca wants Alex to admit it and give her a reason to leave her husband. Alex won’t give her one but feels like a total dork when Addison tells him that basically, he’s a dork. He runs back to the hospital to find Ava/Rebecca gone. No happy ending for him, either. Addison practically begs the chief for his job because she needs it. He pretty much tells her to get lost so she will. She’ll leave Seattle Grace so she can go be on that other show with more beautiful doctors. I’m not sure if she’s happy about that. Meanwhile, Derek tells Meredith  that he flirted with a girl at a bar. She thinks he’s trying to break up with her and tells him to do just do it. He can’t because he declares her to be the love of his life and the the only one doing the leaving is her. Naturally, she wouldn’t be Meredith if she didn’t bail on him right there. She does and uses Christina’s wedding as an excuse. Meredith wants a sign. She wants Christina to have a happy ending so she can believe that she deserves one to. Well, no can do, Dr. Grey. Burke realizes that Christina is having a freak out moment and much to his smug mother’s delight, he goes to “free” Christina from the bonds of matrimony. He takes his trumpet, lucky scrub cap and leaves her with painted on eyebrows. I’d be pissed. Christina cries and I am not sure if she’s happy either. It doesn’t seem like a happy moment. Lucky Meredith has to tell all the wedding guests to leave and Derek keeps giving her this “oh crap…this does not bode well for us..I should have hooked up with that bar chick afterall” look. George has decided that in no way is he doing his intern year over. So he cleans out his locker while the new interns come in and act all stupid about the smell of the locker room and how exciting it will be to see the caferteria. Really, do new doctors really think about stuff like that? One of the new interns sticks around to get some wisdom from George who says he has none. She tells him her name is something…I can’t remember but the kicker is that her last name is GREY! Oh boy..if he wasn’t so gay..he’d be all over her. He just may re-do his intern year after all…and so the stomach churns….Grey’s little half-sister will now be working side by side with her so we’ll get more of her pathetic father hanging around the hospital and more of Meredith’s emotional void and parental angst.I love this show….