My Name is Kris and I Blah-g

Last night’s Idol results show was great fun. I think along with Allison and Danny, there was a collective national jaw drop when Adam was dragged over to the bottom three. First, let me say that this gimmick of Ryan’s to make the top guy choose which group he belongs in is predictable. Adam should know by now that he should NOT have chosen any sides. That’s the rule, dude. But he chose the group that had Danny and Allison. I was like, WHOA. Is he conceited? Or a jerkwad? Or what? He thinks he is a shoe-in or at least that night he must have thought that. Why would he choose? And then to see Ryan pull him away and say NOPE! Dude, you’re in the bottom three. PRICELESS!! I loved it. The only thing better was when Ryan said he was in the bottom TWO! Yay! Way to make us excited again! A shock elimination would have been even better because there would have been no Judges Save to keep him from leaving. Darn. Anyway, the dust has apparently settled and now the big news is not that Adam almost met his demise but that Danny Gokey was getting fresh with Allison. Seriously? I mean… SERIOUSLY? Yes. The proverbial tongues are wagging today, folks that Danny was doing some bad things with frosting and Allison was the victim of some Gokey douchebaggery. This is probably some of the stupidest stuff I have read yet about this poor man. I think I have the authority to comment about this because as a fellow widow, I have experienced first hand the stigma that goes along with losing one’s spouse. There are looks. There is pity. There is disgust. There is blatant disregard for our feelings. Does it come from everyone? No. But it exists. People are insensitive. Some are down right mean. And with all the crap that goes through your mind when you experience something like this, you are left with the feeling that for the most part, People Suck. What does this have to do with the food fight? Nothing really. But it’s just another example of people jumping on the Bash Danny Bandwagon. He could have totally run away from the food fight like the other girls in the kitchen that day and be declared a wuss. He can’t do anything right. It’s just pathetic. Lest we forget, the first food to be flung wasn’t by Danny. Allison was a willing participant and this whole spectacle was a set up by the Idol producers to be filler for the show. Anyway, this whole thing was stupid. I thought the food fight was funny. The only thing better would have been to see Adam get a face full of cake batter and us hearing him scream like a wee lil’ girl. Oh wait..he does that when he sings. Sarcasm, people!