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MINI Makeover

100_0870So my Mini is gonna get a mini-makeover. Nothing too drastic – in fact, unless you really look hard, you won’t notice the difference. I have decided to get personalized license plates. I won’t reveal what they’ll say just yet because I am not sure what it will be. I had to pick 3 different things for it to be and I’m not sure what the state of UT will decide on. But once the plates arrive, I’ll shine up the ol’ Mini and take his picture. He looks pretty good in the picture above, don’tcha think?

Nov 19, 2008 - Planet Absurdity, Politics    1 Comment

Obama voters=Stupid People?

Well, a poll is out now that only 2% of Obama voters understood the issues and could correctly answer questions about their candidate, the campaign, etc. Zogby is now defending its poll because some just can’t believe so many people could be so naive and vote so blindly.. um, DUH!!! As I have said before, it was never about what Obama could do for the country, it was all about getting a black man elected – no matter what the cost. I, for one, would have happily voted for an African American if I truly believed he/she had the best interests of our country at heart and shared my same values. Obama did not. Obama does not. Obama never will. Stupid is as stupid does.

The morning after…

What can be said that hasn’t already been said? Nothing. Am I surprised by the outcome of the election? No. Not at all. In a way, I am kinda relieved that McCain isn’t in there. I am also kinda relieved that there is a Democrat majority because when things start to fail then it’s on their heads. Frankly, I am all for wiping the slate clean and getting all new people in there because all those old guys that have been in there for decades really need to go. We had some guys elected to their 5th and 6th terms last night! Talk about crazy. If there are term limits for presidents then there needs to be limits for senators and congressmen. Seriously.I think what bothers me the most about Obama – other than his disdain for the Constitution and his eagerness to alter it – is the pandimonium and hype that carried him to the Oval Office. There are people out there that truly think they will not have to worry about a thing just because this man is the President. A woman came out of the polling place yesterday exclaiming that she won’t have to pay for her gas or mortgage now. I am scratching my head over that one cuz I don’t recall seeing that on the ballot. Otherwise, um, sign me up! Come and pay my mortgage, Obama! I could use some of that. Whatever. That is the scary part. Ignorant, STUPID, IDIOTIC people. They will doom us all.

Things That Make You Go Hmmm

If Obama is so far ahead in the polls, why is he feverishly criss-crossing the battleground states?Why do all the polls state different numbers?WHY does he think it’s necessary to show a 30 minute campaign commercial tonight?If he’s going to win in a landslide as so many in the media say, then why do the most latest polls have his lead slipping and he’s now leading only by 3 within the margin of error?Why has the minority and young people vote not been as big as they thought it would be?Why won’t the LA Times release the video of Obama praising an anti-Israel professor?If he’s going to win anyway, why does he have to cheat to get votes?How many of those people polled didn’t answer truthfully when asked if they’d vote for Obama because he’s black?Will the anonymity of the vote provide a clearer picture into what America is actually thinking or will America succomb to media propoganda stating that Obama has already won?

Oct 28, 2008 - Planet Absurdity, Politics    No Comments

In for a rockier four years

My lack of posting lately I contribute to a couple things…(1) I’ve actually been kinda busy(2) I’ve been struck without words over the blatent stupidity of most people.Let me explain..you may sense where this is going because if you are familiar with my rants, I cannot speak of dumb people without bringing politics into the subject. So I will start with a couple of dumb people…namely the women on The View.On the surface, they may seem to know where and what they speak of. The likes of Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Bahar have a talent for biting rhetoric and wit (well, maybe not Barbara Walters…I wouldn’t call her witty). These people seem to feel strongly about the state of the world and believe that the answer to all of our problems lie within the brain that sits between the vulcan ears of man we will likely soon call President Obama. Whoopi has said some pretty idiotic stuff lately - asking John McCain if she should worry about slavery if he becomes president. That ranks right up there with Matt Damon wondering if Sarah Palin thinks dinosaurs roamed the earth 4000 years ago. It’s looney. It’s I can’t believe that just fell out their face STUPID!Fox News is reporting a new feud among the View’s women and it’s of course, between Elizabeth Hasselbeck and Joy Bahar. I give props for Hasselbeck sticking with her day job because you’ve gotta have a backbone of titanium to hang out with the other hosts of that show. She is the only conservative in the group of 5 women – far outnumbered and should the Fairness Doctrine really come back, we’ll have to start a campaign to insist that they throw Bahar out on her butt and bring in Ann Coulter to even things up a little. In watching the bantering back and forth between Bahar and anyone who disagrees with her, my assessment is this… she is a bitter hag who can dish it but not take it. There must be some deep rooted angst her her past or some sort of trauma that gets her to behave the way that she does. Because saying what she says and how she says it doesn’t make her smart. It just makes her mean. She’s precisely the type of person that I would counsel my daughter to stay away from. Because it’s true what they say, with friends like that, who needs enemies?So the beat of the liberal drum seems to be getting louder. We have a week left until D-Day and I am eager for it to be over. I am not looking forward to the upcoming administration for a variety of reasons but mainly because I can see the liberties we have in this great country slipping away. My reaction isn’t unique. I am not the only one saying these things but it’s not resonating. There is a whole population out there who believes they’re entitled – that they deserve something for nothing. And I can guarantee that they will get NOTHING. Spreading the wealth doesn’t mean that Barack Obama will be Robin Hood. He’s not going to take from the rich and GIVE it to the poor. No. He intends to rob the successful and those he deems not worthy of their bounty and bring them down to a level that equals the have nots. And guess what, the have nots will STILL be without! He promote ideas and policies that in the name of justice and equality will put the management of our lives in the hands of the government and eliminate our free will.So, what is one to do? The people on TV say we’re going to elect this guy. Many of us realize what’s at stake and feel powerless to stop it. The key is to not fall prey to their promises. It’s called minding our P’s and Q’s because the day will come that someone will have to pick up the pieces and it will be the people who can remember how to do it on their own that will be called upon to do it. Geez…it’s been a rough year already…I’m not looking forward to the next four…

Oct 16, 2008 - Planet Absurdity, Politics    No Comments

The Final Debate

This picture says it all.

This thing still could go either way but to just be safe, Obama has purchased primetime slots on all the major networks to air a 30 minute commercial to try and convince the rest of us that he’s not the monster we all know him to be. In doing this, the start of the World Series is being pushed back to accomodate the Senator. Wanna know what comes next? STATE TELEVISION. Just you wait.